Tuesday 24 April 2012

so back in like summer 2011 it was decided, by an elite group of dancing machines and United Nation Security Council Members, that the world really needs more peeps dancing like dipshits an remembering that seriously taking yourself a bit less seriously by contributing to an online collection of stoopid dance clips (realistically recreating shit bigger an better ahuh) would PROBABLY solve the current injustices of global wealth distribution. Thus, the Bitchin Kitchen Booty Bounce collective project was conceived.  Unfortunately, (due to the technology-ineptitude and attention-span-the-size-of-a-sesame-seed afflictions of one of the founding members) it has taken over a year to hit 'start' on a free blog host thingy but NO MATTER! Tis finally here. The Procrastination Sensation you've all been waiting for.

NOW MAKE A DANCE CLIP AND SEND IT TO ME SO I CAN POST YOURE SLICKKKK MOVES ON THE BITCHIN BLOG AND THUS ENTERTAIN US ALL THROUGH THE LONG, DARK, SOGGY WINTER THAT IS SETTING IN CLUTCHING AT OUR SOULS AND TRYING TO BEAT THE BOOTY OUT OF US ALL.

the only rules are, shit has to be at least as stupid, if not more so, than this dipshit:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150582421800273

and play nice.

meow meow meow x
hosting home-made footage of spastic-dance-offs on kitchen tables in hi-vis undergarments. someone's gotta do it ya know.